Lindsay

Have you seen this button?

Artists impression of Stitch-up

Going by the name Stitch-up. It is between 20 and 21mm in diameter, 2mm wide, has 4 holes, appears black in normal daylight with a distinctive curved rim. Possibly associated with a summer jacket - last seen hanging out around the shoulder region. Great care should be taken when approaching, although not considered dangerous, its accomplices Needle and Thread have been known to cause great distress...

Verdict - Community service order soft option

Lindsay sportingly donning the Dynamic-trios new home

Today a judge decided the fate of the three fugitives that have become known in the popular press as the Dynamic-trio. During his summing up the judge recognised and acknowledged the trios past attempts at serving the community, and stated 'However, I find it necessary and fitting to order you to be detained indefinitely at her majesty's leisure ...