Newsflash - Stitch-up apprehended!

Stitch-up in custody last night

Officers cordoned off an undisclosed location last evening, all traffic was diverted following the chance discovery of the fugitive Stitch-up, who had been avoiding detection for some time now. He was found hiding behind some recycle bins. A spokesman said, 'Stitch-up never offered any resistance, but in the interest of public safety we felt it prudent to conduct a thorough search of the surrounding area for his associates Needle & Thread. The public can sleep easy tonight in the knowledge that all three are in protective custody'.